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Straight from the Wikipedia:
Bismuth subsalicylate is the only active ingredient in an over the counter medication that will leave a shiny metal oxide slag behind after being completely burnt with a blow torch.
I had to post this.  I just did.  You understand, right?
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This may sound really stupid, but... [personal profile] angelbabe_cj , your mention of having received my holiday card put me in a state of absolute joy! I don't know what it is; could it be that when one loses pretty much everything -- or finds that she never had much of it in the first place -- the little things come to mean that much more?

As I type, a happy little parody of Jingle Bells is running through my head, which I present here:

The Carol of the Poo

Ag and fu, bu and gu, fici and a fu!
I is really really really really full of poo-poo!
I is really really really really really really really really really really really really full of poo!

And if you think that's sick, you should see what I do to The Twelve Days of Christmas :o)
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Have you ever taken a small sip of a fizzy drink, something happens to where it feels like you've swallowed a basketball, and it hurts down your back as it goes down?  You can even feel it move, you know where it has to go to get into the stomach and quit hurting, and you can't wait for it to get there.

That is unnerving.

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